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1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

2. Who are you in love with?

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

10. Are you hot?

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

12. What are you wearing right now?

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

14. Last food that you ate?

15. Where were you last week at this time?

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

17. When is the last time you ran?

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

19. What is your favorite animal?

20. Your dream vacation?

21. Last person's house you were in?

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

23. Have you been in love?

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

25. Last play you saw?

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

27. What are your plans for tonight?

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

29. Next trip you are going to take?

30. Ever go to camp?

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

32. What do you want to know about the future?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

35. Where is your best friend?

36. How is your best friend?

37. Do you have a tan?

38. What are you listening to right now?

39. Do you collect anything?

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

43. What does your last text message say?

44. Do you like hot sauce?

45. Last time you took a shower?

46. Do you need to do laundry?

47. What is your heritage?

48. Are you someone's best friend?

49. Are you rich?

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

What is your shoe size?

What color are your socks?

How high can you jump?

Who is the last person you called?

What time did you go to bed last night?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite number?

Will you ever go sky diving?

Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride?

Did you play any sports in high school?

Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion?

Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower?

Do you floss every day?

Have you ever gone camping?

Can you light a fire with two sticks?

Have you ever been in Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts?

Which chores do you like the most?

Which chores do you like the least?

What three possessions could you could not live without?

If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be?

Who would you love to meet?

What is your great grandfather's name?

When was the last time you called your mother?

How many kids do you want?

What's your father's middle name?

What was your first pet's name?

What type of animal was your first pet?

Are your grandparents still living?

How old are your parents?

What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater?

What is your favorite reality show?

Can you sing?

Who is your favorite singer?

Do you enjoy comedy?

Have you ever been to a comedy club?

Have you ever been to an opera?

What the worst performance you ever saw?

What kind of movie do you like to see?

What is the first movie you ever watched?

How much television do you watch a week?

Are you allergic to any food?

When was the last time you took a vacation?

Have you ever left the country?

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

How many vacations have you gone on?

What was your best vacation?

Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends?

What was your longest vacation?

Have you taken a cruise?

Have you ever driven cross-country?

How many crackers can you eat in a minute?

What did you have for lunch yesterday?

What is your least favorite food?

What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie?

What is your favorite dessert?

What is your favorite restaurant?

What is in your refrigerator right now?

What is your favorite kind of ice cream?

1.would you rather smell a sharpie or germ-x

2. pens or pencils?

3. will you go out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf?

4.what's your favorite day of the week?

5. Is this a quiz or a test?

6. dvd or blueray?

7. are you right handed or left handed?

8. mac or pc?

9.What do you think dead ladybugs smell like?

10.How do you annoy lady gaga? (correct answer: poker face)

11. butter or margarine?

12. If a quiz is quizzicle, what is a test?

13. Did you laugh at nunmber 12, or don't you get it?

14.When is your birthday?

15. Where's the beef?

16. will you marry me?

17. what's you favorite color?

18. Who moved my cheese?

19. Do your eyelids twitch as you fall asleep?

20. Hows the wife and kids?

21. Would you lick a public toilet seat for a million dollars?

22. Do I know you from somewhere?

23. Can I get your number?

24. Do you say grace before meals?

25. Are you afraid of getting h1n1?

26. Do you twitter regularly?

27. What time do you ususally go to bed?

28. Do you floss?

29. dogs or cats?

30. Would you go back in time if you could?

31. Have you ever sleepwalked?

32. Do you believe in ghosts?

33. What do you want for your next birthday?

34. Do you have the time?

35. Kethcup or mustard?

36. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

37. Are you tired right now?

38. Can you put your foot behind your head?

39. Can you speak another language?

40. Do you wear glasses?

41. Do you have any illnesses right now?

42. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?

43. Can you name all the elements of the periodic table?

44. Can you name all the presidents?

45. Are you a boy or a girl?

46. Have you ever done drugs?

47. Poptarts or toaster strudel?

48. Can you sleep with light son?

49. Do you ever have recurring dreams?/

50. Can you do a backflip?

51. Where did you grow up?

52. Are you related to any famous people that you know of?

53. what came first, chicken or egg?

54. Can you roll your toungue?

55. Do you ever want to have kids?

56.Have you ever owned a cat?

57. Have you ever had head lice?

58. What's your middle name?

59. To you like to text?

60. Do you have any warts?

61. Have youy ever had suhi?

62. Would you eat a bug for 100 dollars?

63. Can you walk on your hands?

64. Are you a morning person?

65. When are you happiest?

66. Are you a vegitarian?

67. Do you drink diet pop?

68. When was the last time you smiled?

69. Have you ever had braces?

70. How many doors are in your house?

71. Can you burp at will?

72. Can you play an insrument?

73. would you ever be a teacher?

74. What would you name a pet turtle?

75. Do you pee in the shower?

76. Do you pee in the pool?

77. What's your lucky number?

78. do you believe in friday the 13th superstitions?

79. Are you good at math?

80. Do you have good eyesight?

81. Are you addicted to anything?

82. Do you drink coffee?

83. When wa the last time you talked to a child?

84. Can you wink both eyes?

85. Have you ever had surgery?

86. What do you fear most?

87. Can you type fast?

88. Can you sing well?

89. Do you ever watch Jepardy?

90. Can you spell well?

91. When do you shower?

92. How often do you poop?

93. Have you ever been on tv?

94. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital?

95. Do you do your own laundry?

96. Do you ever straughten your hair?

97. Do you know the capitals of all the states?

98. Can you hear well?

99. Have you ever prank called anyone?

100. Are you satisfied with the length of this quiz?

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Where were you 3 hours ago?

At my computer

2. Who are you in love with?

Girl wise? None really

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Who hasnt (yes)

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

No

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

Hmm about 2 weeks ago

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

No

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

No car

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No

10. Are you hot?

Sure

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coca Cola

12. What are you wearing right now?

Tshirt and jeans?

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

I DONT HAVE A CAR

14. Last food that you ate?

Bacon Bun

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Computer

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

No

17. When is the last time you ran?

Like 2 days ago?

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

ESPORTS LELELELE

19. What is your favorite animal?

Llama

20. Your dream vacation?

Not sure

21. Last person's house you were in?

A friend, called Dave

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Ermm, i broke my arm in 3 places?

23. Have you been in love?

Ofc, i love my mummy

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

No

25. Last play you saw?

A pantamine? about 3 years ago

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

My Hankerchief

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Its 11 already

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?

Dont use it

29. Next trip you are going to take?

'MURICA

30. Ever go to camp?

No

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

No

32. What do you want to know about the future?

When can i fly around with a mother fucking jetpack

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

Lynx deodrant?

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

No

35. Where is your best friend?

About 11 miles away

36. How is your best friend?

Fine thanks for asking, i'm good too you ignorant asshole

37. Do you have a tan?

No

38. What are you listening to right now?

Eminem - Mocking bird

39. Do you collect anything?

No

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

WHY IS THIS RELEVANT

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

I DONT HAVE A CAR

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

WHO HASNT

43. What does your last text message say?

"Meet me at reception at 11 tomorrow"

44. Do you like hot sauce?

Sure

45. Last time you took a shower?

20mins ago

46. Do you need to do laundry?

No

47. What is your heritage?

Black

48. Are you someone's best friend?

Yes

49. Are you rich?

No

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Computer

What is your shoe size? 8

What color are your socks? Black

How high can you jump? Dont know 1 meter + :D

Who is the last person you called? Dad

What time did you go to bed last night? 3

What is your favorite color? Blue

What is your favorite number? 7

Will you ever go sky diving? No

Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride? No

Did you play any sports in high school? Some

Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion? No

Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower? Hair

Do you floss every day? No

Have you ever gone camping? Yes

Can you light a fire with two sticks? No

Have you ever been in Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts? Yes

Which chores do you like the most? Dont do any

Which chores do you like the least? ^

What three possessions could you could not live without? Computer, internet, electric?

If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be? For dinner? If it was girls; Taylor swift, Emma Stone, Emma Watson. If boys, David Tennant, Johnny Depp and The guy who plays sherlock from Elementary

Who would you love to meet? Your mother.

What is your great grandfather's name? Ray

When was the last time you called your mother? Yesterday i think

How many kids do you want? 0

What's your father's middle name? Matthew

What was your first pet's name? Levi

What type of animal was your first pet? Dog

Are your grandparents still living? No

How old are your parents? 44 + 43

What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater? The hobbit

What is your favorite reality show? HIMYM

Can you sing? No

Who is your favorite singer? -

Do you enjoy comedy? sure

Have you ever been to a comedy club? No

Have you ever been to an opera? No

What the worst performance you ever saw? Your mother in beg lelelele

What kind of movie do you like to see? What tickles my fancy

What is the first movie you ever watched? Pokemon Some 1st gen shit

How much television do you watch a week? about 5 hours

Are you allergic to any food? No

When was the last time you took a vacation? 1 year ago

Have you ever left the country? Yes

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Australia

How many vacations have you gone on? Alot

What was your best vacation?'MURICA

Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends? Only gone with family, but i'm going soon with a few friends, will feedback then

What was your longest vacation?1 month

Have you taken a cruise? No

Have you ever driven cross-country? No

How many crackers can you eat in a minute? Who the fuck knows this

What did you have for lunch yesterday? Rustlers Burger

What is your least favorite food? Scrambled egg

What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie? No

What is your favorite dessert? Chessecake

What is your favorite restaurant? The Cheesecake Factory

What is in your refrigerator right now? Food

What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Caramel

1.would you rather smell a sharpie or germ-x Sharpie

2. pens or pencils? Pens

3. will you go out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf? WHO DOESNT

4.what's your favorite day of the week? Wednesday

5. Is this a quiz or a test? Quiz

6. dvd or blueray? Blueray

7. are you right handed or left handed? Left

8. mac or pc? PC

9.What do you think dead ladybugs smell like? Cancer

10.How do you annoy lady gaga? (correct answer: poker face) Poker face

11. butter or margarine? Butter

12. If a quiz is quizzicle, what is a test? A testicle (not funny)

13. Did you laugh at nunmber 12, or don't you get it? I got it, but it was dire

14.When is your birthday? 10/11/1995

15. Where's the beef? Idk

16. will you marry me? Sure

17. what's you favorite color? BLUE

18. Who moved my cheese? IDK

19. Do your eyelids twitch as you fall asleep? No

20. Hows the wife and kids? No

21. Would you lick a public toilet seat for a million dollars? Ofc?

22. Do I know you from somewhere? No

23. Can I get your number? 0793483665

24. Do you say grace before meals? No

25. Are you afraid of getting h1n1? Dont get it

26. Do you twitter regularly? No

27. What time do you ususally go to bed? 2

28. Do you floss? No

29. dogs or cats? Dogs

30. Would you go back in time if you could? Yes

31. Have you ever sleepwalked? No

32. Do you believe in ghosts? No

33. What do you want for your next birthday? PC

34. Do you have the time? 11:17

35. Kethcup or mustard? Ketchup

36. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? HP

37. Are you tired right now? No

38. Can you put your foot behind your head? No

39. Can you speak another language? No

40. Do you wear glasses? no

41. Do you have any illnesses right now? no

42. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? yes

43. Can you name all the elements of the periodic table? No

44. Can you name all the presidents? No

45. Are you a boy or a girl? Boy

46. Have you ever done drugs? No

47. Poptarts or toaster strudel? Havnt had either

48. Can you sleep with light son? No

49. Do you ever have recurring dreams? No

50. Can you do a backflip? Yes

51. Where did you grow up? Lincolnshire

52. Are you related to any famous people that you know of? No

53. what came first, chicken or egg? No

54. Can you roll your toungue? Yes

55. Do you ever want to have kids? No

56.Have you ever owned a cat? No

57. Have you ever had head lice? No

58. What's your middle name? Liam

59. To you like to text? What? To?

60. Do you have any warts? No

61. Have youy ever had suhi? SURE W/E SUHI IS

62. Would you eat a bug for 100 dollars? Yes

63. Can you walk on your hands? No

64. Are you a morning person? Sure

65. When are you happiest? No

66. Are you a vegitarian? No

67. Do you drink diet pop? No

68. When was the last time you smiled? Never

69. Have you ever had braces? No

70. How many doors are in your house? MAN WHY DO THIS.... 14

71. Can you burp at will? Yes

72. Can you play an insrument? No

73. would you ever be a teacher? No

74. What would you name a pet turtle? Tortuise, then when people say nice turtle ill say hes called tortuise

75. Do you pee in the shower? Sometimes

76. Do you pee in the pool? No

77. What's your lucky number? 7

78. do you believe in friday the 13th superstitions? No

79. Are you good at math? Yes

80. Do you have good eyesight? Sure

81. Are you addicted to anything? No

82. Do you drink coffee? No

83. When wa the last time you talked to a child? My brother a few hours ago

84. Can you wink both eyes? No

85. Have you ever had surgery? No

86. What do you fear most? Nothing that i know off

87. Can you type fast? Sure/

88. Can you sing well? No

89. Do you ever watch Jepardy? No

90. Can you spell well? idk sumtms

91. When do you shower? At night

92. How often do you poop? once a day

93. Have you ever been on tv? No

94. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital? No

95. Do you do your own laundry? No

96. Do you ever straughten your hair? No

97. Do you know the capitals of all the states? No

98. Can you hear well? No

99. Have you ever prank called anyone? Yes

100. Are you satisfied with the length of this quiz? No

Fuck you toe.

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You may of read them all, but i had to answer every question, some of them are plain retarded. Felt like committing suicide, well i'm sure you know every fucking thing you can about me but IF THERES ANY MORE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE

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what are your opinions on the higgs boson, and do you believe that neutrinos can travel at the speed of light?

how do u feel about time travelling, travelling at the speed of light and aliens?

and...

what is my fathers name?!

if you answer the above, youll get a voucher for a free blowie from one of the admins :)

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what are your opinions on the higgs boson, and do you believe that neutrinos can travel at the speed of light?

What's my opinion about it? What? It's good obviously it's revolutionary for science. No i'm pretty sure i've seen a youtube clip about it, and apprently they did it at CERN or something? They couldnt quite make them travel the speed of light.

how do u feel about time travelling, travelling at the speed of light and aliens?

Time traveling's good, although i doubt it'll ever be made in a suitable way for us to be able to go back more than 10 years or so (that's my opinion pls no flame) Traveling at the speed of light would be pretty cool, i'm sure it'll be done soon enough. Aliens? I believe in them, everybody should. I personally dont see why people wouldnt, once again i'm pretty sure i've seen a clip about this... Just going to throw a quote in here "The chances of alien life existing on a newly-discovered Earth-like planet are 100 per cent, an astronomer has claimed."

and...

what is my fathers name?!

Man aint nobody got time for dis..... You've also not limited me to any certain amount of names so.... here goes nothing

Sophia

Emma

Olivia

Isabella

Ava

Lily

Zoe

Chloe

Mia

Madison

Emily

Ella

Madelyn

Abigail

Aubrey

Addison

Avery

Layla

Hailey

Amelia

Hannah

Charlotte

Kaitlyn

Harper

Kaylee

Sophie

Mackenzie

Peyton

Riley

Grace

Brooklyn

Sarah

Aaliyah

Anna

Arianna

Ellie

Natalie

Isabelle

Lillian

Evelyn

Elizabeth

Lyla

Lucy

Claire

Makayla

Kylie

Audrey

Maya

Leah

Gabriella

Annabelle

Savannah

Nora

Reagan

Scarlett

Samantha

Alyssa

Allison

Elena

Stella

Alexis

Victoria

Aria

Molly

Maria

Bailey

Sydney

Bella

Mila

Taylor

Kayla

Eva

Jasmine

Gianna

Alexandra

Julia

Eliana

Kennedy

Brianna

Ruby

Lauren

Alice

Violet

Kendall

Morgan

Caroline

Piper

Brooke

Elise

Alexa

Sienna

Reese

Clara

Paige

Kate

Nevaeh

Sadie

Quinn

Isla

Eleanor

Boys' Names

Aiden

Jackson

Ethan

Liam

Mason

Noah

Lucas

Jacob

Jayden

Jack

Logan

Ryan

Caleb

Benjamin

William

Michael

Alexander

Elijah

Matthew

Dylan

James

Owen

Connor

Brayden

Carter

Landon

Joshua

Luke

Daniel

Gabriel

Nicholas

Nathan

Oliver

Henry

Andrew

Gavin

Cameron

Eli

Max

Isaac

Evan

Samuel

Grayson

Tyler

Zachary

Wyatt

Joseph

Charlie

Hunter

David

Anthony

Christian

Colton

Thomas

Dominic

Austin

John

Sebastian

Cooper

Levi

Parker

Isaiah

Chase

Blake

Aaron

Alex

Adam

Tristan

Julian

Jonathan

Christopher

Jace

Nolan

Miles

Jordan

Carson

Colin

Ian

Riley

Xavier

Hudson

Adrian

Cole

Brody

Leo

Jake

Bentley

Sean

Jeremiah

Asher

Nathaniel

Micah

Jason

Ryder

Declan

Hayden

Brandon

Easton

Lincoln

Harrison

Boys' Names

1. Michael

2. Jacob

3. Matthew

4. Nicholas

5. Christopher

6. Joseph

7. Zachary

8. Joshua

9. Andrew

10. William

11. Daniel

12. Christian

13. Tyler

14. Ryan

15. Anthony

16. Alexander

17. Jonathan

18. David

19. Dylan

20. James

21. John

22. Justin

23. Benjamin

24. Brandon

25. Austin

26. Cameron

27. Samuel

28. Nathan

29. Noah

30. Brian

31. Jose

32. Ethan

33. Robert

34. Hunter

35. Devin

36. Steven

37. Eric

38. Kevin

39. Caleb

40. Sean

41. Kyle

42. Jason

43. Jordan

44. Aaron

45. Thomas

46. Logan

47. Connor

48. Gabriel

49. Jared

50. Isaiah

51. Jack

52. Cody

53. Mason

54. Juan

55. Colin

56. Luis

57. Adam

58. Evan

59. Marcus

60. Seth

61. Mark

62. Isaac

63. Luke

64. Garrett

65. Charles

66. Jesse

67. Xavier

68. Richard

69. Nathaniel

70. Chase

71. Patrick

72. Cole

73. Carlos

74. Angel

75. Blake

76. Dominic

77. Lucas

78. Derek

79. Dakota

80. Jackson

81. Trevor

82. Alex

83. Maxwell

84. Spencer

85. Victor

86. Timothy

87. Shane

88. Bryce

89. Carson

90. Dalton

91. Ian

92. Elijah

93. Tristan

94. Paul

95. Gavin

96. Brendan

97. Jesus

98. Colton

99. Aidan

100. Antonio

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Do you feel that prevailing western attitudes, which are largely Humanist, are fundamentally erroneous, given Humanism's consistent disagreements with historical fact? Remember that we, as a late capitalist culture, are fundamentally very interested in the idea of progress, be it material or moral.

^ answer plz with a 2,000 essay. I'll be marking, and it will be moderated by Tiny and Jake, both professors in Venga Related Bullshit Studies

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Firstly, i will actually do this essay, if you really care this much

Secondly I prefer Muffins

Thirdly This essay will take me a days as i really cba sitting and doing it for 1hour straight....

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