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What is your biggest OH **** moment?

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"This unit is a flippin ninja"

Oh, I get the reference!

Anyway, my biggest "oh fuck" moment.

I was about 10, and I had a slingshot. I thought I was amazing because of it. I was round at a friend's house on his trampoline and trying to hit a sign with the slingshot. It was a windy day and when I fired the stone, it curved and smashed straight through a double glazed patio door. I've never been so scared iin my life. (I know it's shitty, but i'm not an exciting boy)

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My biggest what the fuck moment when I had my drivers lincence for about a month and was in my dads car witha friend of mine. We had to stop for the trafic light on a crossroad. I had to go left, the traficlight whent green and without even thinking I turned left not realising the cars from the opposite site were comming aswell. I litterly almost crashed the car into the oposing car drivers. I panicked and gave more gaz and whent faster and avoided the cars but that nearly got me killed aswell since I was driving in the direction of a pole. I instantly turned right again and was on the road I had to be.

I should not be driving. That being said I will never make that mistake again.

Ahaha, made me lol, reminds me of Enfield, A10 14 Years ago, there was always this nut, EVERY MORNING, that went down the outbound side of the road to get into Enfield just to be "on-time", he never once got caught and he did it for 4 years, what a ledge.

Should try it more often Lovin.

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>be 18

>on the bus

>see this girl i really really like sat in front of me

>letsdothis.jpg

>walk up behind girl as getting off bus

>lean down to kiss her on the cheek

>random person i've never seen before stares up at me IN HORROR

>And to my surprise

>She did the mash

>She did the monster mash

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>driving home

>foggy window

>didn't turn heater on

>barely see anything

>see the road split up to left and right but not straight forward

>turn left like crazy

>avoid near death ( or car crash )

>open the car door

>get on the floor

>everybody walk the dinosaur

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I was dicking about in the garden when I was small.

It was summer holidays and I was too small for the internets so the outdoors had to do.

Ultimate boredom.

Decide to try and get into shed and look at all the cool stuff I wasn't allowed to play with.

Finally manage to get a window open by jiggling the lock open for hours.

Find a pitchfork and escape shed through said window.

Try throwing it like a javelin.

Lands in grass with satisfying stabby noise.

Continue lobbing pitchfork around.

Get too excited/hyper.

Throw pitchfork directly up in the air.

Oh fuck.

Look at pitchfork as it glides gracefully past my face.

Watch as pitchfork continues downward journey past wiener and knee caps.

Spectate silently as pitchfork stabs through shoe.

Stand there in utter horror.

Face drained of blood, naut but fear.

Stand there for 20 minutes. Thinking if I move it'll start hurting like fuck.

Mum finally comes out.

Sees what happened.

Calls ambulance.

Paramedics pull my foot and the pitchfork out of ground at same time.

Still in shock.

Look at foot.

Not bleeding.

lolwut

Blade of pitchfork went through the gap between my toes.

Fuck I have to go shoe shopping again.

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