Would you rather?

[tweep 3]

Having an old lady licking dairy products of my cock is a personal fantasy, but I'd have to say the Susan Boyle penatration as I don't want the whole country to see how small my penis is.

Would you rather appear on Big Brother, or on the Jeremy Kyle show? Either way you'll look like a twat, though, but which one?

[Tiny 16]

+rep for Tweeps honesty, -rep for the dark and twisted place that is Fin's mind.

Jeremy Kyle, that guy cracks me up. Big Brother seems like it'd get boring fast.

Would you rather learn to fly a helicopter or a small aeroplane? (2 seater)

[Domnomnom 1]

Aeroplane. Apparently helicopters are really hard and I dun wanna die. Trainingcamp has proven how unsafe they are.

Get slapped in front of your mates, or get punched by another person alone in a room?

[Tiny 16]

THIS POST CHANGES THE VIEW COUNT OF THIS THREAD TO 1337. YES.

I'd rather get punched, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except social rejection.

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

[Foxxy 0]

Cat! fuck yeah for lazyness! Cus you can just go around and when u want you can get massage and then you walk away! noone can tell you otherwise! MOAHAHAHA

Be able to read ppls minds or be able to change one persons thoughts?

[Shadow 0]

Change thoughts, world domination here I come.

Runescape or WoW?

[Lynet 0]

Runescape

YouPorn or RedTube ? LOL

[byronmullins 0]

Redtube

Unable to play css for a week OR Unable to masterbate for a week?

[Shadow 0]

css for a week, pretty much doing that already.

being restrained and having to watch 2 girls 1 cup or 2 guys 1 horse?

[Tiny 16]

You don't need to restrain me for one guy one horse... mmm..

Having to walk sideways like a crab for the rest of your life OR not able to turn your head, so you have to move your body to look around.

[Nigel 0]

not be able to turn your head, because at least you wouldn't look like a dick

Would you rather watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life OR join in once to make it stop?

[Lewis 1,276]

da fuck, some shit is too far!

Would you rather monster munch or pringles?

[Biggles 44]

monster munch, too many pringles make me feel ill

Strawberry or mint?

[tweep 3]

Mint. I eat mouthwash for breakfast.

Coke or pepsi?

[Lewis 1,276]

Coke defo!

Same event, same sport, win 2 bronzes and two silvers or a gold at the olympics in your career?