You are correct, I completely misunderstood which is why I initially said "that's stupid" until it was furthermore explained to me, then I shut up since I'd been given an answer which solved my own confusion.
Also, I'm not the one bringing drama here, I'm not the one throwing insults until I have to dish them back out. I don't like drama, I don't want it around me, I don't like "banter", I'm not a teenager in college. I stopped responding because I can't be bothered to argue. This is the only response I'm leaving on this case and I will argue no further.
GL to whoever is in tonight.