Daffy Duck

I can really see Croatia beating Spain easily.
Croatia has the best midfield.

ENG 7 - 1 BRA

Very questionable. 

Currently, NT, unamused, questionable and sad give +1 honor. Pls make it so they don't give honor at all..
This really makes no sense in the current state.

I might give it a go. Keen to live out that nostalgia 

A bit of Vincent Van Gogh and Pablo Picasso 

Lol'd

how to keep admin 

 
anyway looks good gunstar

https://battlefieldtracker.com/bf1/profile/pc/Keiji_Motori 
 
HE IS A LIVING GOD. For someone who plays for fun, he ain't bad.

... who I berated for using wet wipes to aid post fecal clean up, I apologise. I have now seen the light; my bushy back passageway has never shone so brightly, never been less muddy, and never felt so lemony fresh as it does currently. I am a changed man. I am also very impressed at how easily the wipes cling to the other toilet paper and the shit, aiding the flush tremendously. I am in firm belief that this shit should have been a double flusher, but those little wipes hurried the turd/paper wads away with the efficiency of an usher shooing the audience at the end of a late showing of the newest nerdy blockbuster.
Praise be to the wet wipe god.

Hi, I have a suggestion.
As jailbreak is officially dead and buried, we should host a farewell event. We can all bring a short emotional farewell speech and go down the list, saying our final goodbyes. I can provide the sad funeral music. ? 
Im assuming due to how people are moving on from CS servers in general, the JB gamemode will forever be a no go option for an OB game server. It's been with us all these years and brought us much pain and joy. I cannot see another attempt being made.
Let's give our old friend the sendoff she deserves.
???
 

Home Front? Put me in the National Front please.

Navy Attack: Sony, Absolute, Rhyse, Pepe, Danny S, Unseen, Vengence, Frostie (Basically all the suspected gays)
Command Control/Cyber Warfare/Intelligence Gathering: Cheesepuff, Mintlou, Conor, Jamie, Skeff, Raw
Home Front/Guard/Production: Rachel, Kartoffel, Unicorn, Jak, Gaffer, Venga, Biggles, Major Chaos, Jaydog, Rory, Daffy
Air-Force: Keiji, Brand0n, Irish, Extinct, Lupha, Sovman, Stiqqy (Basically all the weirdos)
Pacifists/May have to be forced into conscription: Fluxy, Eraser, Chris Lord
Marines/Front Line: Lewis, Weezy, Liutvi, Blyss, Mitch, Mike, Wist
 
Could go beat ISIS by ourselves tbh boys
 
 

DDOSing their jb servers LMFAO

I love you.
 
Nothing else I can say would quite cover it. 

I love you.
 
Nothing else I can say would quite cover it. 

Hey
Many of you are aware of it already but this is the public post to make it official.
After taking a long time to come to this decision, I have decided to step down from Head-Admin and being part of staff. It took so long to finally decide as for a while I felt that I couldn't step down in a sense, but I feel like the timing is right and I didn't want to continue in a role which I was struggling to find the will to work in.
There are a multitude of reasons for it being now and people can feel free to message me if they want to talk further, but I'd rather talk about my time as staff rather than focusing on the leaving.
Outbreak has put countless obstacles, challenges and environments in my path for me to deal with and given me a depth of experience that not many people can say they've taken from an online role. From running events to dealing with people on a more personal level, I have been able to grasp an understanding of people from so many different backgrounds.
Unlike back when I was moderator on CSS, there was a level of emotion to it this time that I never had before and I can only say I'm grateful for being able to work on this community in that way. It might just be an online gaming community but it means a lot to me. Outbreak became something that putting time into was more valuable to me than a lot of things which other people might have thought should have taken priority, but I'm glad that it did.
One of my few regrets is that during my time we weren't able to establish expansion on a server level for a prolonged period of time. We grew as a core community and, in my opinion, became far more unified than we were before I entered the position but it appears the task of further game server expansion is on the shoulders of those who I will leave.
I'd like to thank everyone who has ever put or will put voluntary work into this community, as staff or otherwise. I will still be around as a member (though busy due to exams for the near future) and if I ever decide to return to staff I'll work my way up, the way any ex staff member should.
My only request is that as a community we try show our appreciation for those who put effort in a bit more. I'm aware many of you do appreciate people's efforts and you do mean well, but showing that bit of acknowledgement and perhaps turning the whining or picking into doing or constructing would go a long way towards progressing this community further.
For anyone who is confused: Kwaheri means Goodbye in Swahili.
Thank you Outbreak
Mathew

Got your French passport yet? Give my regards to Napoleon. 

A £500 quid Parker pen which I use to sign the letter to trigger Article 50.

Cornflakes and cup of tea 

-When I was youngster playing runescape in my room, I used to get my mum to make me a drink and place it on the highest stair she could reach for me to come to collect - because firstly I was too lazy to go and make one, secondly I wanted it delivered as close as possible. Ultimate no xp waste.
-Another one was in about year 11 - mummy used to wake me up again because no one wakes up naturally for school and alarms don't budge me - I proceeded to go for my daily morning shower. (Bit of context old house shower room was literally a small room with a bit to chill - mirror, shelf etc - then the shower cubicle). I used to take my duvet into the room and chill there because I was so tired from gaming the night before - I proceeded to legitimately fall asleep and was woken to my mum banging on the shower room door thinking I'd died/drowned in the shower.
-My record - which I don't think many here may beat - is that I woke up at 8.15am and was legitimately sitting in class for registration at 8.28am. I had slept on the sofa, sprawled off into my uniform laid out for me, got driven to school about 15 mins walk away.
-I swear there was one time where I forgot to take the dog out for a walk, knew my mum would be mad at me - so I left my shoes by the door and my coat in a different position and the dog lead moved onto the counter so it looked like I had - more smart than lazy tbh.
-I also used to demand to travel to primary school on my scooter - but would give up half way through tiredness or boredom so my mum/dad would have to carry it for the remainder of the journey
 
 
Maybe will edit this as think of more - they're all fairly old things tbh, since my girlfriend came along I'm a new man.

My entire life. 

Restarting my router from my phone in bed when the WiFi drops out. It's in the next room :) 

I have light bulbs that I can control from my phone so that I can turn them on/off wherever I am in my home. I live in a studio flat and have a light switch right next to my bed, and right next to my front door.

Sat in my room on my PC talking to a bunch of cunts every night for the past year instead of studying and going out with mates.